NWS "Brains Versus Worms"
Brick, NJ Elks Lodge
January 27, 2012

000 Former WWE & AWA Tag-Team Champion Marty Janetty & fans. 001 002 "Mr. Varsity" Jeff Noyze & a special fan. 003 004 005 Marty Janetty with former ECW star The Equalizer. 006 "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie & a fan. 007 008 Ring announcer Johnny Falco. 009 010 Introducing former NWS manager, returning as Acting Commissioner, Ryah Maher. 011 Ryan reminds the fans that he wa sforced to retire from NWS right here in Brick... 012 But he's back, he's a changed man... 013 And he promises to call things down the middle and give the fans what they want. 014 MATCH #1 - NWS CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Referee Sargeant Jimmy Storm. 015 NWS Cruiserweight Champion "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie. 016 017 018 The challenger, "The White Urkel" B. Fehrm. 019 020 021 022 023 024 025 026 Neckbreaker! 027 The cover... 1... 2... Smoothie kicks out! 028 029 030 031 032 Smoothie takes a breather outside... but that's not safe either! 033 034 035 036 037 038 039 The best drop kick around! 040 The cover... 1... 2... Fehrm kicks out! 041 042 043 044 045 Fehrm sneaks in a superkick! 046 The cover... 1... 2... Smoothie gets a foot on the ropes! 047 Nerd Cutter! 048 049 The cover... 1... 2... Smoothie kicks out! 050 Fehrm primes for another superkick... 051 But Smoothie is ready for this one... 052 053 Crucifix Slam! 054 Smoothie goes up... 055 Leg Drop Across The Delaware! 056 The cover... 1... 2... 3! 057 Your winner... and still NWS Cruiserweight Champion... "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie! 058 MATCH #2 - TAG-TEAM CHALLENGE MATCH: Referee Mike "I'm Always Right" Jones. 059 Team #1: Mark Modest... 060 And Mike Matixx... 061 With "Stellar" Travis Blake in their corner. 062 063 064 065 Team #2: The Jersey Shore lunatic Slayer, with manager Father Ozzy... 066 And NWS Heavyweight Champion Ray Ray Marz. 067 068 069 070 071 072 073 074 075 076 077 078 Modest wants to shake Slayer's hand... 079 Slayer wants to eat his instead! 080 081 082 Marz goes for a cover... 1... 2... kickout! 083 084 Leg drop! 085 The cover... 1... 2... kickout! (Whoever heard of winning with a leg drop anyway?) 086 087 Slayer tags in and takes a low knee, 088 089 090 091 092 093 094 095 096 097 098 099 100 101 Matixx & Modest go for a double splash... and miss! 102 Marz tags in! 103 104 105 Marz goes up for a flying knee... 106 But Matixx stops him! 107 108 109 110 Slayer and Matixx spill to the outside. 111 112 Slayer his a flying knee on Modest! 113 But the referee is on the outside with Slayer and Matixx! 114 Look out, it's Travis Blake! 115 Blake takes down Marz with a corkscrew neckbreaker! 116 Father Ozzy tries to break up the fight with Slayer & Matixx! 117 Modest covers Marz... 1... 2... 3! 118 Your winners... Mark Modest & Mike Matixx! 119 A furious Marz demands a rematch at the next Ocean County show! 120 121 "OK... but this time if you lose, your Heavyweight Title is on the line!" 122 Marz agrees. 123 "That's okay with me... but you two have to put something on the line..." 124 "If you two lose, Matixx you have to eat one of Slayer's dog biscuits..." 125 "And Modest... you have to lick Slayer's armpit clean!" 126 "NOW we have a match! Good luck guys!" 127 MATCH #3 - TWO-ON-ONE HANDICAP MATCH: Referee S.P. Anderson. 128 The two: A.C. Kewl... 129 And Bobby Youngblood. 130 131 132 133 "Is it Kewl in here... or is it just me?" 134 Their opponent... The Atomic Dog. 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 Double tackle by The Dog! 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 Dog tosses Kewl into Youngblood... 172 Youngblood is not happy. 173 174 175 It's the dreaded Greco-Roman Wedgie Hold! 176 177 Atomic Drop! 178 179 Side suplex! 180 The cover... 1... 2... Kewl breaks it up! 181 Referee and Dog go after Kewl... 182 Youngblood sneaks in a low blow! 183 184 Dog reverses it into a double DDT! 185 Time for some Thumpin' Headbutts! 186 187 188 189 Kewl tries to stop Dog's momentum. 190 191 192 193 Kewl aims a shot at Dog... but misses and hits Youngblood instead! 194 Youngblood is angry... 195 And apparently has had enough of Kewl! 196 197 198 199 The referee counts Youngblood and Kewl out! 200 Your winner by countout... The Atomic Dog! 201 "A handicap match... and you lose by countout?" 202 Kewl wants a match with Youngblood... 203 At the next Ocean County show in March. 204 The two keep fighting until Security breaks them up. 205 206 MATCH #4 - SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH: Referee Sargeant Jimmy Storm. 207 "Stellar" Travis Blake... 208 209 Vs. former WWE & AWA Tag-Team Champion Marty Janetty... 210 With Father Ozzy in his corner. 211 212 213 "Let me introduce my good friend sitting in the back..." 214 "Mr. Nat Geo TV, Danny Inferno!" 215 216 Travis attacks Janetty while he poses for the crowd. 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 Monkey Flip! 225 Janetty goes for a second, but Travis moves out of the way! 226 227 Travis goes for a cover... 1... 2... kickout! 228 229 230 Travis goes for another cover... 1... 2... kickout! 231 232 233 234 Double clothesline! 235 They're both down! 236 237 Flying back elbow by Janetty! 238 Janetty goes for a cover... 1... 2... kickout! 239 240 241 Superkick by Janetty! 242 Janetty goes up to deliver a flying fist! 243 But look out... he gets knocked off by his own corner man Father Ozzy! 244 Ozzy takes out the referee... 245 And attacks Janetty some more! 246 Danny Inferno joins in! 247 248 The 2 Rude Dudes, Rampage Rogers & Corey Havoc, join in! 249 Here comes Rocco Dorsey to break it up!! 250 And Johnny Ringo! 251 252 253 254 255 Janetty & Atomic Dog want a match with Travis & Inferno at the next Ocean County show. 256 "How about it Danny?" 257 Danny says let's make it a six-man match with Father Ozzy on our team. 258 "OK then we need a partner..." 259 "And I just found us the perfect one..." 260 "Mr. Entertainment" J.D. Smoothie! 261 262 263 264 265 Atomic Dog & Smoothie do some Gettin' Down with a fan. 266 INTERMISSION: Former WWE star The Boogeyman comes out for pictures with the fans. 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 NWS celebrates birthdays. 277 NWS pays tribute to long-time fan and friend Darlene Burns who passed away last Fall. 278 A five-bell salute to Darlene Burns. 279 MATCH #5 - BIG MAN BATTLE: Referee Sargeant Jimmy Storm. 280 "Mr. Varsity" Jeff Noyze... 281 282 Vs. Dylan Dollars. 283 Noyze attacks right away. 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 Belly-to-belly suplex! 292 Noyze goes for a cover... 1... 2... kickout! 293 Noyze charges at Dylan but Dylan dicks and Noyze falls outside. 294 Noyze tells Kyle the Security man to get out of his face! 295 296 297 298 Dylan takes Noyze down! 299 Noyze falls out again... Kyle checks if he's okay... 300 Noyze shoves him off! 301 302 303 Big elbow drop by Noyze! 304 The cover... 1... 2... kickout! 305 306 307 308 Dylan knocks Noyze out of the ring yet again. 309 Kyle, doing his job, checks if he's okay. 310 "What do you want from me, kid? Leave me alone already!" 311 Noyze spits at Kyle. 312 Kyle has had enough of being pushed around. 313 Noyze takes a swing at Kyle... Kyle ducks... 314 Dollars from behind with a schoolboy rollup! 315 The cover... 1... 2... 3! 316 Your winner... Dylan Dollars! 317 Noyze is furious! 318 And wants a piece of Kyle (who's actually wrestler-in-training Kid Kyle)! 319 "You lost against a youngster... and now you wnat to wrestle a Security guy?" 320 Kyle says he's up for it! 321 322 The match is signed for next Ocean County show in March. 323 MATCH #6 - NWS TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH: Referee Mike "I'm Always Right" Jones. 324 The challengers: "Bounty Hunter" Johnny Ringo... 325 And former NWA Canadian Champion "Hockey Goon" Rocco Dorsey. 326 327 328 NWS Tag-Team Champions The 2 Rude Dues, "Corrupted" Corey Havoc... 329 And "Rampage" Rogers. 330 331 The Dudes charge the ring and immediately attack. 332 333 But Rocco and Ringo quickly recover. 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 "I want the other guy..." 344 "I want The Hockey Goon!" 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 The Dudes have had enough and decide to take a hike... 353 But that way is blocked by The Atomic Dog, Ray Ray Marz, and Marty Janetty. 354 355 356 So the Dudes head out the side door, with Rocco & Ringo chasing after them. 357 The referee counts all four men out! 358 With no winner, The 2 Rude Dudes retain the NWS Tag-Team Titles. 359 Acting Commissioner Ryan Maher says this is *not* how it is going to end... 360 He promised not to interfere in match results, but in this case he has to... 361 The match is restarted! 362 The Dudes go right on the attack! 363 364 365 366 367 368 Havoc goes for a cover... 1... 2... kickout! 369 370 371 Havoc goes for another cover... 1... 2... kickout! 372 373 374 375 376 377 Rampage goes up... 378 Elbow drop... misses! 379 Rocco tags in and cleans house! 380 381 382 383 The Dudes try to double-team Rocco... 384 But here comes Ringo... 385 And shoves Rampage right into Havoc! 386 Ringo with a schoolboy rollup! 387 The cover... 1... 2... 3!!! 388 Your winners... and *NEW* NWS Tag-Team Champions: "Bounty Hunter" Johnny Ringo & "Hockey Goon" Rocco Dorsey! 389 Ryan congratulates the champions, and announces their first title defense... 390 Will be a return match with The 2 Rude Dudes at the next Ocean County show in March. 391 Congratulations to the new champions! 392 MAIN EVENT - "BRAINS VERSUS WORMS": Referee S.P. Anderson 393 Former ECW star The Zombie... 394 395 396 Vs. former WWE star The Boogeyman. 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 Zombie attacks first. 406 407 408 409 410 The match spills to the outside... 411 And that's not the only thing that's spilled outside the ring! 412 413 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 Avalanche in the corner... 421 The cover... 1... 2... kickout! 422 Boogeyman insists it was 3... and attacks the referee! 423 And chokeslams Zombie for good measure! 424 It's Worm Time! 425 426 S.P. gets a faceful of worms! 427 428 Boogeyman celebrates by dancing with a fan! 429 "Hey... wake up..." 430 "Raise my hand in victory, man!" 431 S.P. can't do it. 432 Zombie attacks Boogeyman... 433 Boogeyman counters with another chokeslam! 434 And Zombie gets a faceful of worms too! 435 With no referee, the fans declare Boogeyman the winner! 436 And they all celebrate with some Boogey-dancing!